After 30 years of unsatisfied marriage life, the couple decided to see a therapist for counselling. Therapist: What is your matter? As soon

A woman was coming back to her country from London on a plane. She noticed an honest priest sitting next to her. She cleared her throat and

The girls came to the classroom late. The teacher: Why are you so late?

Husband: I don't want to be with you Wife: you used to say before, I am the queen of your dream Husband: Now, I am awake Husband calls...

One day, a wayfarer was walking down the road near the house of his main enemy when he sees a dog dead infront of his house door. The wayfa

When a girl vomits, the mother asks: "Who the hell did it to you?" When a boy vomits, the mother asks: "Did you drink today?" What ca we...

Today is the 1st of April April fool day, Abhram's best friend asked him for help. He loves a blonde girl, but it is only from one side. He

Abhram wants to watch TV. He asked grandma for the TV remote, which was under her control, to reduce his excessive contact with the TV. Abhr

Mother-in-law decides to test her new daughter-in-law. Mother-in-law: "Suppose you are sitting on a bed, and I come over to you and sit on t

Woman: "I will marry only a brave and brilliant man." Man: "I was the one who rescued you from the river."

Attorney: "So, Abhram, I should argue for you. Isn't it?" Abhram: "Yes, sir..." Attorney: "How much will you pay in fees if I argue?"

A frog comes over to an astrologer and asks: "Will there ever another woman come to my life?" The astrologer closes his eyes and whispers so

It was the judgment day of a criminal who killed his father and mother. In court, the judge asks him:

Two terrorists were traveling in a car with bombs.