Husband And Wife Funny Short Jokes, Let's Laugh, English Jokes

Husband: I don't want to be with you

Wife: you used to say before, I am the queen of your dream

Husband: Now, I am awake


Husband calls wife from office in the night: Honey, what is there to eat?

Wife in angry: poison

Husband: I will be late. You eat and sleep.


The wife came from London 3 years later.

From the airport, the wife to the husband: Hey, why are you so sad? Look at that couple they both are so happy.

The husband: Because he came here to send off his wife