I have a Benz Car, Let's Laugh, English Jokes

Attorney: "So, Abhram, I should argue for you. Isn't it?"

Abhram: "Yes, sir..."

Attorney: "How much will you pay in fees if I argue?"

Abhram: "But sir, I am a haven't. I have nothing to pay. But I have a Benz car."

Attorney: "Well, you can sell it and pay me."

Abhram: "Of course, sir..."

Attorney: "Okay. What is your case?"

Abhram: "the case is that I stole a Benz car"