I have a Benz Car, Let's Laugh, English Jokes


Attorney: "So, Abhram, I should argue for you. Isn't it?"


Abhram: "Yes, sir..."


Attorney: "How much will you pay in fees if I argue?"


Abhram: "But sir, I am a haven't. I have nothing to pay. But I have a Benz car."


Attorney: "Well, you can sell it and pay me."


Abhram: "Of course, sir..."


Attorney: "Okay. What is your case?"


Abhram: "the case is that I stole a Benz car"