Tell... Who am I? Let's Laugh, English Jokes

Once, George who works in abroad decides to give a surprise to his wife Sophia. Come home without informing and surprise her. To give the unexpected surprise he gets home.

Sophia was cooking dishes. He comes over behind her slowly and hugs and asks her in rough and indistinct voice "Tell... Who am I?"

Sophia thinks a second and says with a laugh: "I know it is milkman Thomas"

"How?" George growls angrily

"Oh, if not Thomas, then it will be the paper-boy John" Says Sophia again "How?" George again growls angrily "Oh! Now I found out. Today is Monday. you will be house owner Samuel"