The psycho; English jokes. Let's laugh,

Updated: Dec 23, 2021



In a big mental hospital, the chief doctor and his colleagues decided to have a competition for crazy patience.

The doctor proclaimed:

"patience, tomorrow we are conducting a competition for you. Those who win in the competition can leave the hospital and live happily. Those who fail have to live here forever..."

The crazy persons became happy, and they started practicing a variety of arts and sports.

Thus, the competition day came.

But the competition was a different one!

There is a deep pool but no water!

The doctor said to the first competitor to jump.

He diligently dived in to pool.

He sustained critical injuries in the head and the hands.

The volunteers picked him up and transferred him to the treatment room.

The doctor said to the second competitor to jump.

The second competitor also jumped.

He got injuries and had his arms and legs broken.

The volunteers picked him up and transferred him to the treatment room.

The doctor said to the third competitor to jump.

But he refused.

He repeated again and again.

He didn't jump.

Then, the doctor said: " Great, you are the winner. You have overcome your mental illness. You can go home and live happily with your family.

The doctor asked again....., " Why didn't you jump into the pool?"

He said: " Because I don't know how to swim!"