Will he lend me, Let's Laugh, English Jokes

Abram visited an astrologer...

"Past, present, future, all I predict...

Welcome..."

Said the astrologer

"I am flat broke. I need some money. I am going to borrow from a man. Will he lend me."

Asked Abhram

Astrologer said: yes, you will definitely get.

Abhram immediately:

"Give me a 500 then..."